Tony: Change. It’s a wonderful thing. Look, you know how subatomic particles don’t obey physical laws? They act according to chance, chaos, coincidence. They run into each other in the middle of the universe somewhere and bang! Energy! We’re the same as that. That’s the great thing about the universe: unpredictable. That’s why it’s so much fun.
Angie: I don’t have sex with my 17 year-old students!
Chris Miles: How old are they normally?
Sid: Hang on, you want to nick my dad’s car? Why can’t we nick your dad’s instead?
Tony: Because Sid, my dad has central locking, sophisticated alarm system, and probably thinks a spell in prison would do me good. Whereas your dad has a 20 year-old car, neighborhood watch, and won’t prosecute.
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